Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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