So drunk its hurt
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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