nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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