I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
How's work?
Spinning.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
