It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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