are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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