We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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