Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Jerry, you need to find god
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
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