Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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