we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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