she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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