I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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