Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Randomize
