We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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