hotel room ftw
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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