i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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