In the future we'll all be gay
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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