white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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