I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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