i may or may not be watching the land before time
I showed him my bush... on skype.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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