As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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