Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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