If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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