Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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