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Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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