How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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