I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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