I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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