I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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