I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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