I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I just googled if crying burns calories
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Randomize
