idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I'm passing your future prison.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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