Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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