New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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