Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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