I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Randomize
