It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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