Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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