You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
