and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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