we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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