this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
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