i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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