just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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