Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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