That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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