I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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