New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I think my moral compass just broke
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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