I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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