She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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