My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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