We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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