my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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