went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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